Best way of waking up

Remember the old Foldger's coffee commercials, the best way of waking up is Foldger's in your cup, well I am doing my own version of the best way of waking up.
The best way of waking up is a car crashing into an electrical  pole in your front yard early in the morning! Did you sing that? lol  No, I am not joking either.  The other morning, a car decided to drive way to fast down my street and with all the rain we have had lost control and came crashing through my yard into an electrical pole. No one was hurt thank goodness but it was over 2hrs worth of entertainment for my bored children. Two police cars, tow truck, electric truck w/ bucket, water utility truck, and countless on lookers all in my yard. Luckily, the electric company deemed the pole safe and the water people fixed the water meter. All that is really wrong is my front yard is tore up.
The funniest part was when one of the police officers came to the house to talk to me and he asked if I saw what happened. I said no, just heard it. He said to me, Well she claims she was only driving like 15 miles an hour and that is just the wet roads that cause her to do this. He then laughs and says, its good to have such an imagination.  When he said that it made me laughed. Who was she trying to fool, like anyone believed she was only going 15mph.